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Name: Feng Zheyi
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The dead blog
I just have to remind everyone that i give up on this dead blog. This will be the last post. you can continue tagging lol
Exams
any way, you have been cursed by coming here so tag or else... any way exams are here. YAY
More Quotes, More Jokes, Exams Near
exams are coming! can YOU take the heat? the stress is piling on... in bucket loads....
you will die if you do not mug. I have resigned myself to dying. congrats. anyway, to all who still have the time to visit here,
good luck with you CT/EOYs(you will nid it!!) anway, just post more jokes.
The mother in law
two women came before a wise king, dragging between them a young man. "this man agreed to marry my daughter", said one. "No! he agreed to
Marry MY daughter!" said another. and they quarelled until the king called "silence!!" Bring me my biggest sword, he said, ill cut the man in half.
you can each have half. "sounds good to me" said the first woman. "NO! dont let him die... marry him to the other woman!" said the other.
the wise king did not hesitate, and decreed the man to marry the first woman's daughter. the king's court, hearing this, was very puzzled.
"but the first woman wanted to kill the man!" said the court. "indeed", said the king. "that shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.
the smart dog
A man was amazed to see his friend playing chess with a dog. he said "thats the smartest dog ive ever seen!". his friend looked at him and
answered "nah, he isnt that smart, i beat him 3 games out of 5"
anyway, end off with a quote from yen san. "you shouldnt fite with the teachers now, when you leave RI and RJC ah, the see them on the street. THEN you can scold them! i believe ive said a reasonable thing"
Missed another day...
I missed another day of the continual posting thing... its too tedious... i should give up... but i won't even thought the
common test is coming up, i am not afraid of it. unlike some ppl *stares at the ppl i have linked* I DO NOT MUG Ring a bell?
simply put :"i do not care about the exams(cos im gonna fail anyway)" anyway, there are several great quotes from my class today. its really
darn funny.
first quote by shaun lim the cow
" John, if you are jean gray, im wolverine"
for the benefit of those who dont understand, i shall make it clear. Jean Gray (or Dark Phoenix) and wolverine are charectors of
a famous comic strip, and a movie. in this movie, Jean Gray and Wolverine are mutants under Prof. X. In the end, Jean Died. They also are
romantically linked. therefore, simply put, Jean gray and Wolverine are lovers.
So, Back to the explanation, i shall say what i think these quotes mean.
1st translation "John, im your mutant lover"
Or 2nd translation "Im attracted to dead bodies"
wasnt that a nice quote? now i shall tell jokes.
From the New Paper:
Why Did the chicken Cross the road?
It depends on who you ask.
Aristotle It is the nature of Chikens to cross the Road
Bill Clinton I did not cross the road with THAT Chiken. could you define chicken, please?
Bill Gates I have just released eChicken 9.8, who will not onli cross the roadm but will also lay eggs, file documents, and balance yout check book. Ie is an inextricable part of eChiken.
Captain James T Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
Ernest Hemingway To Die. In the rain
Einstein Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Freud That u r concerned about the chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
Grandpa In my daym we didnt ask why. Someone told us a Chicken crossed the road, and that was good enuff for us
Immanuel Kant The Chicken was acting out of sense of duty, as chickens have traditionnally crossed roads
Martin Luther King Jr. I Have a dream... for a world where chickens can cross roads without us asking their motives
Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified on dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it
And these are more "fun" answers
Christopher Huh? what did you say??
Shaun Actually, i think that that is just a trick question rite?
Russell Wong How could this happen to me...???*carries on singing untitled*
ME!! Do i look like i give a damm???
Hope you enjoyed it.
I shall end this long post with this quote from the newpaper:
" Which is to suggest that not all nasi lemak otah is equal. mr koo's is more equal than others
LOL... (for the benefit of those retarded ppl, think Animal Farm)
Monday blues
If there was a word i can use to describe myself, it will have to be sleepyhead. i am a self confessed Sleepyhead
and im addicted to money too. today was crap, should talk too much about it. got 40/50 for my project(com Studies). Ahhh...
I expected to get higher (jk lahh... i used textpad and spent 1 hr onli + i didnt hve fireworks). anyway, art was crapped up, everything is rushed.
At least not HCi or ACS(I) exams nearly over. but still... aiyah... RI administration so messy... so sian... im now bored. shall find jokes to
lessen my boredem. talk about dilbert. quotes
Weird Guy: Why did you stick the Plunger of Blame on me??
Boss: the shortt answer is because i can
Weird Guy: Then Whatst the LoNg Answer?
Boss: Beecaaauusse iiiii ccaaannnn...
that was lame... anyway, g2g play (not mug... theres a difference)
Lots more crap coming
Got my fireworks!! woot and i registered! woot... after that strange BBQ pool thingy, i went home spent and tired. woke up at 10am and started playing like shit... play play play.. then went to erm national musuem some art of blahx some diamond thing... SCrewed up pieces of crap... BIG FAT DIAMONDS. do i care? stupid retarded pieces of shiny stone (carbon) lah lah lah heat it up to become carbon dioxide!! come home and now tagging :):):) thats all... o ya... got a new dream... this time it was a nice chase on a 10km tall pile of.... drumroll pls.... PILLOWS!!! the other ppl died and i tumbled down and got cushioned by the pillows :) nicer than nothing :)
What is a Dream???what on earth is a dream??? darn it... if its something u think about happening when you are sleeping or half awake, then I JUST HAD MY FIRST DREAM Wow. however, since it was screwed up(the names of the charectors are screwed up) i shalnt talk about it instead, ill talk about how long i slept (again) if you all rmr, Last week, i slept for... 14 hours. This week, i slept for 13 hours... What The Screw!!! i sleep to much, without benefits. And i dont feel like mugging still... i shall spend my time creating a nice new game/show themed skin... + My blog is dead +more music... and also i feel like i spend a ave of 10 hours a day in front of the computer... OMG thats true.... wtf btw im too bothered to continue posting maybe will post later today
The Weekends!!
Woot! finally! weekends! but first, must tok about today. 2nd day in new class room. messy... Very messy. especially morning assembly... Geog project NOT done... Due today... i hate russell wong... Heck! Newpaper finished! Now, since i must play, So i cant tok much Bye all!
New Classroom -for better or for worse?
Darn. forgot to post yesterday... (this blog is still dead)... start all over again. from 5th october. today... new classroom! w00t!!! actually, not really. the air-conditioning in the new classrooms, well, are screwed... AND no fans... + its a "echoy" room, all sound multiply like 10 fold... + our class is dammed loud le + strict new rules... ARGH! ill rather stay in the dammed admin block. easier. anyway, i got 7/6 for my Topical assesment. ( ie. more than 100%) w00t. today got eng. test oso... i have a feeling i failed ... again! this is getting boring. i dont wanna die...yawns. still cant believe i didnt post yesterday. well. EVERYONE TAG AND LINK ME!!! now!!
Work
Dammed. Series ended. without me! I didnt do my work today- as usual. today was the philo test. i almost died(literaly). i got a good group, and i actually passed( i hope)!!! today was also the day of the maths TA. it was in 1 word, SCARY!!. it was soooo scary. even though im as good at myself in maths(duh), i took (55.555... to infinty)% of the time trying to understand that FIRST question. i finally got it and in the last 4 mins, finished all the questions( 2 onli) and got all correct(i hope). after school was crazy. i met marcus and shaun outside Macs in J8 ( they were doing SCI). i was bored, so being the sort of blind follower(?) i am, i tagged along ( to kop their ideas). in the end, i found out that their thing was bloody screwed up!!! even worse than mine. i think. anyway, it was a crappy waste of time. *yawn*. O ya... today got yet ANOTHER fight, this time its Daryl(wong) and Russell(wong) - [same surname] and i was injured by that russell yet AGAIN!!! i dont really know how i survive -.-'''
First time getting sent out of class
O.o... i got sent out of class today... by that "mr schooling" oral comm. guy. say wad "im not sending u out because of punishment, but its to save ur soul..." just impromtu onli wad.... not as if i impromtu my speech nid to send me out of class rite...? that faggot teacher.... nvm.... another "first" in my (short/long?) life... Geog that Patagonia i impromtu oso nvr send me out.... O.o today played so much... school day sommore... wa fag sia.... tv must be there.... dun end the series!!! dammed...
LOL
My Blog just died again... but ill continue posting... found new music! Wow it rly is simple!im drowning in music... i shall now talk of the most retarded thing that happened to me today. SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS!!! lol... i missed the TV series which i watched for 4 days in a row from 10-10.30 quite stupid... surviving for 4 days with 3 hours sleep and finnally passing out at the Series Last EP!!also finished DLing 30+ files and spent whole day in front of com doing NOTHING!!!(im a great slacker) exams coming in like, 2/3 weeks and im there... procrastinating!!! lol... im a great time waster
My New Blog
This is my New Blog! Hope it wont die out, like the old one...